May 2012
cosmo tip #236
expertcosmotips:
sensually play the recorder for him
-estelle:
atomicnewyear:
thezenax:
...
pineapplepoop:
Hurt - Johnny Cash
i graduate in less than a week. holy.
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
“What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for and to do it so...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via lovedyoubeautifully)
why am i so ugly
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
– John Green (via beyondstyx)
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via talkativolive)
