cosmo tip #236
expertcosmotips: sensually play the recorder for him
-estelle: atomicnewyear: thezenax: ...
pineapplepoop: Hurt - Johnny Cash
i graduate in less than a week. holy.
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for and to do it so...– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via lovedyoubeautifully)
why am i so ugly
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.– John Green (via beyondstyx)
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via talkativolive)